Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Dec 11, 2010

Want to have some fun? Do some peer reviewing for a scientific journal!

Photo by Patrick Bell
Every December, the journal Environmental Microbiology publishes a collection of humorous quotes made by peer reviewers while assessing manuscripts submitted to the journal. Some of them are hilarious! I am extracting a few of them from the last two years, but I recommend reading them all!

Here you go:


Desperate referees:

This paper is desperate. Please reject it completely and then block the author’s email ID so they can’t use the online system in future.

The biggest problem with this manuscript, which has nearly sucked the will to live out of me, is the terrible writing style.

The writing and data presentation are so bad that I had to leave work and go home early and then spend time to wonder what life is about.

The finding is not novel and the solution induces despair.



Desperate authors:
WOW! You did ‘read it with interest’ in SEVEN MINUTES??!! [Ed.: this is an author contribution in response to an editorial decision (rejection) made within 7 min of submission]

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Holiday season:
Done! Difficult task, I don’t wish to think about constipation and faecal flora during my holidays!

The peaceful atmosphere between Christmas and New Year was transiently disrupted by reading this manuscript.

Merry X-mas! First, my recommendation was reject with new submission, because it is necessary to investigate further, but reading a well written manuscript before X-mas makes me feel like Santa Claus.

Season’s Greetings! I apologise for my slow response but a roast goose prevented me from answering emails for a few days.



Technical issues:
[...] maybe some beetle took a pee on one or the other of the samples [...]

You call the sample fresh water, this is confusing as it is saline water.

The trees are crap but, besides this, excellent work.



Writing style:
You know there is something important there but the language is so inaccessible that you cannot make up your mind if they are trying to hide something or they actually think that is a good style of writing.

This manuscript gets the title ‘worst written manuscript of the year reviewed by DJ’

The writing style is flowery and has an air of Oscar Wilde about it.



Great manuscripts:
This is a long, but excellent report. [...] It hurts me a little to have so little criticism of a manuscript.

I perused this manuscript while in the hotel prior to a friend’s wedding. I was suspicious that a state of relaxation had influenced my enjoyment of a paper on soil formation; so I read it again, this time squashed between two large people on the delayed flight home, and still enjoyed reading it.

Very much enjoyed reading this one, and do not have any significant comments. Wish I had thought of this one.

It is always a joy to review manuscripts such as this. Well-conceived, well executed, well edited. Clean. Pristine. From start to finish.




Links:
- Referees' quotes – 2010. Environmental Microbiology (2010) 12, 3303–3304.
- Referees' quotes – 2009. Environmental Microbiology (2009) 11, 3309–3310.

Image credits:
Image (desperate schoolboy) modified from a photo by Patrick Bell. Source: Flickr. This image is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.



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Aug 19, 2010

A voyage from molecular genetics to microbial ecology -- includes a fish tank and some cartoons

The March issue of International Microbiology included a very nice article by Roberto Kolter, professor of Microbiology and Molecular Genetics at Harvard Medical School. The title is Biofilms in lab and nature: a molecular geneticist’s voyage to microbial ecology (freely available as PDF).

In the article, the author gives an entertaining account of the path that lead him to the study of biofilms -- that is, aggregations of microbes growing on solid substrates. He also highlights some of his recent research on the ecology of microbial islands.

There is also a fish tank anecdote. And I added a couple of microbial cartoons, just for fun!

Do microorganisms have microorgasms? (cartoon)
Microbes are excellent model organisms... at least for studies on basic cellular processes. As Jacques Monod put it: Ce qui est vrai pour le colibacille est vrai pour l’éléphant ("what is true for the colibacillus is true for the elephant"). That is why Roberto Kolter (and many other researchers) soon fell under the spell of bacteria and, in particular, the colibacillus Escherichia coli.

For some time, Kolter studied the regulation of cell growth in E. coli. Under the right conditions, cells divide to yield daughter cells, which grow and divide quickly again, and so on -- and the bacterial population undergoes exponential growth. This exponential phase of growth (a.k.a. log phase) is typically followed by a stationary phase, when the growth rate slows down due to a scarcity of nutrients and accumulation of toxic products. Eventually, the bacterial population shrinks, in what is known as death phase (you can visit Cells alive! or Wikipedia for basic information on bacterial growth).

These processes are typically studied in the laboratory using shaken cultures. The shaking of flasks and test tubes keeps the broth composition uniform throughout the flask, and provides a continuous supply of fresh air that helps microbes grow fast. As a result, the cells are in a planktonic state; that is, they grow in suspension in the broth.

Shaker sick microbes (cartoon)From these shaker-sick cultures, Kolter and coworkers learnt a few interesting things about what happens during the stationary and death phases. In the International Microbiology article, he summarizes their findings as follows:

"And what we found through genetic analyses was rather extraordinary. Death allowed new life; we were witnessing evolution in real time [...]. Underlying the usually observed death phase was a dynamic world of dying and growing bacteria. There were constant population takeovers such that pre-existing fitter bacterial mutants grew as the original population met its demise. Evolutionary cheating we would call it later on [...]"
In other words, the adverse conditions occurring in the E. coli cultures during the death phase (toxic products, little food) appeared to have two contrasting effects. It was obvious that many cells were dying -- but, at the same time, successive waves of different spontaneous mutants were able to thrive and outgrow their dying siblings in this less-than-optimal environment. These findings were reviewed in two papers with memorable titles: Life after log and GASPing for life in stationary phase.

Isn't that a fascinating microcosms? The little creatures in the test tube were not just dying; they were evolving!

Pathogenic microbes (cartoon)

And now, the fish tank anecdote. Or, in Kolter's own words, the epiphany of the fish tank:
"The years that followed represented for me a dramatic turn of direction in my research. One might ascribe the change to some sort of “post-tenure depression”; I refer to it as the “epiphany of the fish tank” now. [...]
Microbial life on surfaces, for decades studied by Bill Costerton and other intrepid pioneers of the biofilm field, had been long ignored by most microbial physiologists and molecular geneticists, myself included. However, things changed for me in 1994 when, noticing my depressed state, members of my laboratory gave me a fish tank in a effort to draw me out of the blues. As I sat locked-up in the office staring at the tank, I realized that by studying shaken cultures of E. coli I had been barking up the wrong tree. The water in the fish tank remained crystal clear, it was on the surfaces where most microbial activity was occurring."


Biofilm of Desulfovibrio desulfuricans.That observation applies well beyond fish tanks. It is possible that the majority of microbes on Earth spend most of their lives in aggregates attached to surfaces, and therefore not in a free-floating or swimming, planktonic state. Obviously, they are not solitary guys: we could view biofilms in nature as quite complex 'societies' or 'cities' where different types of microorganisms inhabit buildings made out of sticky macromolecules (polysaccharides, proteins, DNA). Importantly, microbes in biofilms are sometimes resistant to the action of antibiotics, to which the same organisms are sensitive when in planktonic state.

So, have microbiologists been "barking up the wrong tree" all this time? Well, not exactly. Experiments using shaken cultures have been, and will continue to be, extremely useful. They are, without doubt, highly valuable to learn about the biochemistry, genetics and many other aspects of the biology of microbes. And they have been instrumental in providing us with antibiotics and vaccines to fight infectious disease.

But it is true that shaken cultures are sometimes not the best research models, especially if we try to understand 'the real life' of a microbe in its natural environment.



Biofilms formed by Bacillus subtilis.The 'fish tank epiphany' lead Kolter into biofilm research. A first approach he and his collaborators took was to study the biofilms formed by certain Bacillus subtilis strain. The accompanying image shows --on the left-- a beaker with a floating film that the microbe forms when grown in a standing (not shaken!) liquid culture, and --on the right-- a magnified view of a colony grown on an agar plate. Although these biofilms consist only of a single organism, they are actually highly structured, with several layers composed of different cell types engaged in various activities: some cells are actively producing the matrix (not the Wachowskis' movie but the glue that keeps the biofilm together), others are swimming around, and there are also some cells in the process of becoming spores. How close is that to a multicellular organism?

The B. subtilis biofilm is a very useful model -- but you may well think that a beaker containing a single microbial species is a very artificial setting.

Then, how can scientists study biofilms in natural environments? For Kolter, the inspiration came -- no fish tank involved -- from the writings of biologist E. O. Wilson. In collaboration with Robert MacArthur, Wilson developed in the 1960s the theory of island biogeography, which has become fundamental in ecology and evolutionary biology. The theory tries to explain the factors that control the number of species in a natural community (it was originally developed for islands but now it is applied to any ecosystem that is surrounded by other ecosystems). Kolter was fascinated by the ways Wilson studied newly formed islands to put the theory to the test (what Wilson actually did was to fumigate some small islands to kill all arthropods, and then observe how the islands were recolonized). However, Kolter was wise enough and did not try to make free from microbes any islands (that would be tough!). His approach, much less destructive, consisted of studying two natural microbial islands: the pitchers of a carnivorous plant, and the human lungs.

Sarracenia purpureaThe first island is Sarracenia purpurea, a carnivorous plant feeding on the insects and spiders that fall into its water-filled pitchers. Kolter and collaborators found that the inside of unopened, newly formed pitchers was sterile -- there you go, a microbial island is born! This allowed them to analyse the composition of the nascent bacterial population in the pitchers during the season, as microbes colonized the island. Among other results, the researchers found that pitchers containing certain mosquito larvae (keystone predators) had a greater bacterial diversity.

The second microbial island studied by Kolter and coworkers is the respiratory tract of humans suffering from cystic fibrosis (CF). As long as you are healthy, your lungs are supposed to be mostly sterile. However, respiratory diseases such as CF or asthma open the gates to outside microbial colonizers, which can make a lot of harm. In CF, the major microbial pathogen is the bacterium Pseudomonas aeruginosa, which forms biofilms inside the lungs and can easily become resistant to antibiotics. Using culture-independent methods, Kolter's laboratory compared the microbial communities in the lungs of different CF patients. The researchers showed that the presence of P. aeruginosa was correlated with lower microbial diversity, worse lung function, and patient age. In other words, it appears that the arrival of P. aeruginosa (an 'invasive species') greatly affects the microbial community in CF lungs, resulting in a decrease in diversity. The researchers suggest that the composition of the microbial community could be a better predictor of disease progression than the presence of P. aeruginosa alone.


Well, that was a long post. Please read Roberto Kolter's article (it is free), which includes a few more interesting thoughts and quotes. The concept of microbial islands is fascinating. And the growing interaction between the long-time isolated fields of ecology and microbiology is, I think, changing the way microbiologists view their study subjects. Hopefully, ecologists will also become more aware of the organisms that rule the planet -- which are not humans, you know.


Reference for Roberto Kolter's article:
Roberto Kolter (2010). Biofilms in lab and nature: a molecular geneticist’s voyage to microbial ecology. Int. Microbiol., 13, 1-7. DOI: 10.2436/20.1501.01.105 (pdf)



Related links:

- Biology of microbial communities - Interview to Roberto Kolter (video). JoVE, May 2007.

- Roberto Kolter - Bacillus subtilis and bacteria as multicellular organisms (podcast). Meet the Scientist, episode 20, March 2009. MicrobeWorld.

- The evolution of the biofilm concept: a long and winding road (free PDF), by J.W. Costerton. Sartoniana (2008) 21:59-67.

- About the existence of microbes (viruses) in healthy and diseased human lungs: Metagenomic Analysis of Respiratory Tract DNA Viral Communities in Cystic Fibrosis and Non-Cystic Fibrosis Individuals (2009). PLoS ONE 4(10): e7370. doi:10.1371/journal.pone.0007370 (free article).



Image credits:

- Cartoons by Sanja Saftic. Many thanks to her for allowing me to use the cartoons for this blog post. Source: Biotoon.com - Microbiological Edutainment.

- Color-enhanced scanning electron microscope (SEM) image of a biofilm formed by Desulfovibrio desulfuricans bacteria. Image by PNNL - Pacific Northwest National Laboratory. Source: Flickr.

- Beaker and colony: highly structured biofilms formed by Bacillus subtilis strain NCIB 3610. Source: International Microbiology.

- Sketch of carnivorous plant: Sarracenia purpurea. Source: Wikimedia Commons.


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May 14, 2010

My selection of YouTube videos related to the microbial world

My microbiology playlist at YouTube
During the last couple of years I've been collecting some YouTube videos related to microbiology. My microbiology playlist includes now over 70 videos of very different styles, including not only academic lectures and documentaries, but also animated movies and funny songs.

You can watch many of these videos using the embedded viewer (see below).

Or, you can watch all of them on my YouTube channel. You will find there other playlists, including:
- Microscopy
- Molecular and Cell Biology
- Other sciences

Please let me know if you find any of the playlists useful or, at least, entertaining.


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Apr 30, 2010

Elio Schaechter comments on state microbes at NPR (podcasts)

NPR logo. Image source: Wikipedia.It seems that Wisconsinites are not getting their own state microbe after all. What a shame!







Transcripts of these radio podcasts are available at the NPR website:
- A state microbe for cheese-crazed Wisconsin? April 16th, 2010.
- No state microbe for Wisconsin. April 28th, 2010.


From Wikipedia:

National Public Radio (NPR) is a privately and publicly funded non-profit membership media organization that serves as a national syndicator to 797 public radio stations in the United States.



NOTE added on May 7th, 2010:
For a thorough list of candidate state microbes, see State Microbes at Small Things Considered, May 6th, 2010.

NOTE added on October 11th, 2010:
More suggestions (including several streptomycetes) by Joan W. Bennett & Douglas Eveleigh (Rutgers, The State University of New Jersey): State Microbes, Microbe magazine, October 2010.

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Apr 20, 2010

"Hope he's only a Sunday creationist" by G. Trudeau


Cartoon by Garry Trudeau

This comic strip by Garry Trudeau was published in 2006, so you may already know it. Here, a doctor offers two antibiotic choices to a patient suffering from tuberculosis (TB). The choice appears to depend on the patient's religious beliefs. I hope the patient chose wisely -- for his own benefit and for that of all the people that could be otherwise infected by his spreading of TB microbes.


Edward Trudeau stamp
Interestingly, cartoonist Garry Trudeau is the great-grandson of Dr. Edward Trudeau, who founded the Adirondack Cottage Sanitarium for the treatment of pulmonary TB, at Saranac Lake, New York State, in 1884. It was found at the time that tuberculous patients greatly benefited from a "rest cure" that included lots of mountain fresh air, and good nutrition. The sanatorium was later renamed and reorganized as a biomedical research center. Known today as the Trudeau Institute, it is devoted to researching our immune system to find better ways of preventing and treating human diseases, including TB, influenza, tropical diseases and cancer.



Credits for images:
- Cartoon:
Author: Garry Trudeau (Doonesbury.com). Source: GoComics.
- Stamp:
United States Postal Service. Stamp designed by Howard E. Paine and created by Mark Summers, based on a photograph of Dr. Trudeau provided by the American Lung Association. Source: The Stamp Collecting Round-up. See also a press release at EurekAlert.


Hat tip:
Comunicar ciencia con humor [in Spanish] by José Pardina, Asociación Española de Comunicación Científica (AECC) [Spanish Association for Science Communication].

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Jan 26, 2010

Great microbiologists - a brickfilm

A long time ago I added a video bar on the side of my blog (only on main page), under the following title: "Microbial" videos (live search). The thing uses some microbial-related terms to automatically retrieve videos from YouTube, Google Videos and the like. This way I found a very nice "brickfilm" that is displayed below. The brickfilm (a stop-motion animation using LEGO or other brick-like elements) is called Great microbiologists and takes a funny look at microbiology and its early history. It was made in 2006 to commemorate the graduation of two students from the Microbiology department at Colorado State University. I hope you enjoy the video as much as I do.




Notes and related links:

- About the video bar: "Microbial" videos (live search)
The video bar is only visible on the main page of my blog, not on individual posts. It uses a Google AJAX Search API (whatever this may be) that can be found at Video Bar Wizard. You can use this "wizard" to add a similar video bar to your blog and display either a live search (as I did) or a set of selected channels. Of course, the automated search may retrieve both relevant and totally irrelevant videos, depending on your choice of search terms.

- About the brickfilm "Great microbiologists"

Watch the video at YouTube
Read more information and download the film at Brickfilms.com

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Dec 13, 2009

Science cookies, courtesy of Not So Humble Pie

Gel electrophoresis cookies
I would never advise you to eat an agarose gel after electrophoresis, or a Petri dish with live microbes growing on it. Well, actually, don't eat any of them even before electrophoresis or before seeding any microorganisms! Unless...

Petri dish cookies
Well, unless the agarose gels and the Petri dishes are beautiful, edible cookies made by Ms. Humble from Not So Humble Pie!

Yummy!

Periodic Table cookiesGinger bread scientists
Can science be... delicious??

(Found via FriendFeed)

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Nov 17, 2009

The Seven Dwarfs' battle against malaria

In this short Disney film (The Winged Scourge, 1943), the Seven Dwarfs teach us how to protect ourselves from the mosquitoes that transmit malaria. But some of their methods may not be quite advisable today...




Thanks to MicrobeWorld for letting me know about this video!

A collection of old Disney documentaries (including this one) can be viewed at thelostdisney channel on YouTube.

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Oct 27, 2009

Pandemic planning, Dilbert style



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Jun 3, 2008

Martian microbes: remember we are friends

I have always been a huge fan of life at the cellular level...

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Microbe Beat!
www.colbertnation.com
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If the embedded video does not work, you can try this link.

(Hat tip: The Tree of Life)

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Jan 22, 2008

Petri Dish Circus

The following video (by MicrobeWorld, grabbed from SciVee) portrays an interview to Mary Resing, artistic director for Active Cultures, a theater company from Maryland, US. She talks about Petri Dish Circus, a play inspired by the extraordinary, classic book Microbe Hunters by Paul de Kruif. The video includes some excerpts from the actual performance.

(If video functioning is not smooth:
click on "pause", wait for a few minutes as the video gets fully loaded [indicated as a blue bar growing from left to right], then click on "play")




Links:

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Aug 11, 2007

Science is my life...


Sorry, I couldn't stop myself...

(Image from Lab Bratz, a web comic by Ed Dunphy & Max Velati)

(Via The Scientist: Pass the comics -- No, the science ones, by Edyta Zielinska)

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Jun 2, 2007

Adopt an Actinomycete!



These are image samples from Adopt a Microbe, by Emma Lurie. If you don't know her blog yet, you should visit it right now. Very nice cartoons and brief texts on (mostly) pathogenic bacteria. And viruses are coming soon!

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